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Friday, March 5, 2010

Are You Really a Malaysian?

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If you really a Malaysian, you should know the answers to these questions ...

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS - Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD - Maggi Mee

NATIONAL BREAKFAST - Nasi Lemak
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NATIONAL LUNCH - Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER - Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE - Traffic Jam

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION - Pineapple
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NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN) - Food Poisoning

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN) - Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA - Cap Kaki Tiga.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES - Panadol.
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NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS - Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL RICE COOKER - NATIONAL Rice Cooker
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NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP - Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU'? - On the way.
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NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE - 10 minutes.

NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE - Petrol naik

NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE - Still cheaper than other country

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM - There was accident on the other side of the road.
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NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION - 'I got some work to do..u all go first'

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS - None. We were misquoted.

NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES - Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE - Everybody jumping what!
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NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE - Government will give discount one of these days.

Proudly present PPB3K by a Malaysian for mankind prosperity!

(Note: Have you register for Anda Dilahirkan Berjaya seminar? Refer to 'Satu Jemputan Ikhlas' note on the top right hand side of this site)

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