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Friday, April 1, 2011

A driver and the policemen.

. A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange …



Officer:
May I see your driver's license .
Driver:
I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th summons. .

Officer:
May I see the owner's card for this vehicle .
Driver:
It's not my car. I stole it. .

Officer:
The car is stolen? when I was putting my gun in there. .

Officer:
There's a gun in the glove box? .
Driver:
Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. .

Officer:
There's a BODY in the TRUNK!! .
Driver:
Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation. .

Captain:
Sir, can I see your license. .
Driver:.
Sure. Here it is.It was valid. .

Captain:
Who's car is this? .
Driver:
It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. .

Captain:
Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it. .
Driver:
Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. .

Captain:
Would you mind opening your trunk I was told you said there's a body in it. .
Driver:
No problem.Trunk is opened; no body. .

Captain:
I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. .
Driver:
Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding too.

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